i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.
Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
2014 is just going to be another year where i still don’t have friends and i’m still going to be on tumblr 24/7 because i don’t have a social life.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
One more month.
I literally cant fucking breathe
IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN